Sturdy. Dependable. Roomy. Easy to modify and (usually) insured. Quite shit at off-roading. Sand is your enemy.
Do you delight in terror? Do you get goosepumps at butt pain? The Orwellian math says two wheels are better than four.
What they lack in practicality and sound engineering they make up for in being extremely uncomfortable.
It may not be able to corner effectively but it sure doesn't have good shocks either. Attractive!
Was this a sex thing? Pretty sure it was a sex thing.
1.21 gigawatts of style.
When in doubt always go with a mobile bar theme. Make a lot of friends.
Be still my waggish heart.