The biggest and dumbest 24-hour, 500-mile, midnight-to-midnight road rally and carnival
Imported directly from the Paleozoic Era, which isn't when dinosaurs are from but you don't know that.
Over two hundred humans and human-like animals gather each rally. It's occasionally amorous but not weird at all.
Pain definitely exists in this dojo. That pain is not sleeping.
Buses converted into pirate ships. Winnebagos made into karaoke bars. Stock sedans with the full insurance. They don't have to be rental cars, but the guy who drove his Lotus didn't have a good time.
You are no longer allowed to stay at this Motel 6 or any other Motel 6 ever again.
This is a military live fire range. Why are you wearing a Wendy's wig?
Please pull your vehicle over to secondary inspection.
This is the silliest motoring event on the planet. Four hundred miles (or so) from point A to point B, with a variety of back roads, dirt roads, road roads, and uniquely odd checkpoints in between, which allow for delightful photos that will make your friends jealous and which you'll likely never visit again. Starts at midnight, ends at midnight, but the nonsense will live in your heart forever.
Somewhere quite fun and altogether different.
Tickets are $329 per team. Then there's gas. Costumes. Snacks. All that. There's also a hotel. The rally provides a group rate. The cost of the hotel is around $129 per room and is not included in your ticket. So if you have four people on a team + two rooms + etc you're looking at about $200 per person for a weekend of poor decisions and forever memories.
No, you mustn't.
Yes, you can.