The Wheelman (Basic Team Ticket)
Includes entrance to the rally, the rally pre-party w/ drink specials, and a briefcase stocked with mischief-making swag, which you can use to be dastardly along the route. Each ticket covers one vehicle and unlimited teammates.
The Joe Viterbo
Includes the basic team ticket + steel briefcase with deluxe mischief-making items, posh hotel suite at our destination, steak dinner, and an illicit surprise bonus. This ticket covers one room up to four people, or more people depending on your tolerance for body odor.
The Captain Statham Chaos Reynolds
Includes the Joe Viterbo, plus a shot of pure human adrenaline in an attractive but durable carrying case.
Friday, Jun 21 at 09PM PDT
- to -
Saturday, Jun 22, 2013
Start: City of Angels
End: Seekrit (for now)
Rental Car Rally is Halloween on Wheels
RCR is an overnight, backroads-mostly driving competition between crazily-festooned teams competing for $500 in coins and a golden gas pump. It's ballerhouse tits-out crazytown.
This year, we're going to the Grand Canyon. Because it's beautiful and somebody might die.
Anyway, how do you win?
RCR isn't technically a race. The team with the lowest odometer score and best costumes wins. Each team must hit several checkpoints along the route, including sites like abandoned airfields, giant decommissioned howitzers, airplane graveyards, and other absurdly awesome locations.
Expect Good Times and Possible Incarceration
When you rally with RCR, you meet some amazing people who are bored with conventional entertainment and weary of respecting the Interstate Highway System.
Your Ticket Includes:
- Rally Briefcase
- Destination party
Your Ticket Does Not Include:
- Your car rental, or fuel.
- Accomodations. We do provide a single hotel location with a group rate.
Must you rent a car?
No. You mustn't. Use your own damn whip if you wanna.
RCR guarantees you will receive the items mentioned in your tickets. If you do not receive those items, you will be refunded the full cost of your ticket, minus the basic ticket cost.
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