Los Angeles to Death Valley
AKA, the one where we convinced that whorehouse to throw us a pool party, and it was that systems analyst kid's birthday, and his friends bought him his first blowjob. A covered blowjob, but still a blowjob. Happy birthday, system analyst kid. Happy birthday.
Winner: Plaid Max: A Tale of Two Gibsons
People's Choice: The Brät Pack
Total No. of Teams: 44
Los Angeles to Paradise
The one where Joey got a haircut from Army vets in a park at 6am, while Mime Tyson played beer pong in an alley by the town hall and Santa Mania took shots of peppermint Schnapps from a SuperSoaker while building a snowman with snow from a suitcase they brought from Los Angeles. And then Motel 6 banned everyone for life. Whatever, Motel 6. Buy better toilet paper.
Winner: Santa Mania
People's Choice: Tiki Bago
Total No. of Teams: 33
New York to Montreal, Part II
The one where we genuflected before Five Pointz (RIP) and spelunked an abandoned hotel and the van was sabotaged by honey and infested with bees, and then the New York Times wrote about us.
Winner: Haggis & Shite
People's Choice: The Ford Torahs
Total No. of Teams: 22
Los Angeles vs. San Francisco
The one where somebody took a shit on the limo, and we spray painted the nickels gold, and the hotel threatened to have us arrested unless we rented a firetruck to hose down the parking lot, because bears.
Winner: Lick-n-Split Ice Cream
People's Choice: Lick-n-Split Ice Cream
Total No. of Teams: 58
Los Angeles to Vegas
The one where Kevin bought that school bus and painted it red and turned it into a pirate ship, and then the Irwindale Speedway threatened to sue us because we got eggs all over their parking lot, wow were they mad :) And then the All Hands on Dick team, god bless 'em, made this ridiculously amateur-ish video that's nevertheless a delight
Winner: Party Pirates
People's Choice: All Hand on Dick, She's Goin' Down!!
Total No. of Teams: 49
Checkpoints of Note: Snow Crest Ski Resort, Chloride Fields, Damn Hot Hot Springs
Los Angeles to Tahoe
The one where everybody almost died in the blizzard, and there was bike jousting.
Winner: Shawskank Redemption
People's Choice: Shawskank Redemption
Total No. of Teams: 34
Los Angeles to Tombstone
The one where the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson was arrested at the Arizona border, and we wrestled some bar managers in Tombstone, and The Underground began their long reign of being RCR's most devious heels.
Winner: The Underground
People's Choice: Team Outtatime
Total No. of Teams: 55
New York to Raleigh
The one where nobody remembers much.
Winner: Los Malditos
People's Choice: The Mario Brothers
Total No. of Teams: ~25
San Francisco to Yuma
The other one where nobody remembers much, but we're pretty sure stuff happened.
Winner: Business Party
People's Choice: Top Fun!
Total No. of Teams: honestly, nobody can remember
New York to Detroit Rock City
The one where Rental Car Rally was written up in a Department of Homeland Security daily briefing because a gas station manager thought the team of ninjas taking photos in front of a nuclear power plant were terrorists.
Winner: Cheat to Win
People's Choice: Ghostbusters
Total No. of Teams: ***
New York to Montreal, Part I
The beginning. The one where Frank got kicked out of Canada. The one where we rented a gay nightclub by accident. The one where Supreme and our DJ walked across the border in a fur coat carrying a thousands dollars in a gold briefcase.
Winner: Team Vampire
People's Choice: Team Knot
Total No. of Teams: 73