Frequently asked questions
- How many rallies do you have per year?
- Usually about five.
- What's included in the price of my ticket?
- The ticket includes admission to the rally; the rally briefcase for your team (the rally booklet w/ rules and coordinates for checkpoints, the rally contact sheet w/ info on other drivers, bottle rockets, smoke bombs, condoms, cigarettes, chaw, stuff like that); the rally pre-party and drink specials before the rally begins; and two huge post-rally parties at the destination. Potentially, you could also win a golden gas pump, the respect of your competitors, the fawning gazes of women, a sense of higher purpose, increased confidence in the bedroom, and healthier skin.
- Can I use my own car?
- Yes.
- How many people to a team?
- As many as you want.
- How long is the drive?
- About 12 hours.
- What are the checkpoints?
- That's secret.
- Is GPS necessary?
- Couldn't hurt.
- Where are the starting and finish lines?
- Also secret.
- Are accommodations included in the ticket?
- No. You may sleep with the organizers for extra points.
- How do you win the rally?
- The team with the lowest odometer score and best costumes wins. Each team must hit several checkpoints along the route, including sites like abandoned airfields, giant decommissioned howitzers, airplane graveyards, etc.
- How much will all this cost?
- After your ticket, you're looking at about $100 in gas plus food and your hotel room.